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Your daily Quip has arrived! | January 28, 2025
Ryan Serkes
January 28, 2025
A daily dose of jokes, trivia, and inspiration to brighten your day.
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Joke #1
Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.
Joke #2
To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you're happy now.
Joke #3
Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.
Trivia time!
MacOS is based on Linux.
Fun fact of the day!
The smallest possible measurement of length is known as the Planck Length. Anything smaller than this would break everything we understand about physics.
Quote of the day!
“Quiet people have the loudest minds.” - Stephen Hawking
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