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- Your daily Quip has arrived! | January 20, 2025
Your daily Quip has arrived! | January 20, 2025
A daily dose of jokes, trivia, and inspiration to brighten your day.
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Joke #1
Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed.
Joke #2
Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C".
Joke #3
Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.
Trivia time!
In World War II, Hawker Typhoons served in the Pacific theater.
Fun fact of the day!
In the 1830s, the ruler of Egypt, Muhammad Ali Pasha, wanted to disassemble the Giza Pyramids and use them as pre-cut building materials. Thankfully, the Quantity Surveyor for the project fudged the figures and made it look like it would cost too much to save them.
Quote of the day!
“It is well known that those who do not trust themselves never trust others.” - Alfred Adler
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