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Your daily Quip has arrived! | January 13, 2025
Ryan Serkes
January 13, 2025
A daily dose of jokes, trivia, and inspiration to brighten your day.
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Joke #1
A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Joke #2
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
Joke #3
Sean got home in the early hours of the morning after a night at the local pub. He made such a racket hitting into the furniture as he weaved his way through the house, that he woke up the misses. "What on earth are you doing down there?" she yelled down from the bedroom. "Get yourself up here to bed and don't waken the neighbors." "I'm trying to get a barrel of Guinnes up the stairs" he shouted. "Leave it 'till the morning" she shouted down "I can't" he said "I've already drank it"
Trivia time!
In "The Binding of Isaac", which item instantly kills Mom and Mom's Heart?
Fun fact of the day!
In the Philippines, you can buy spaghetti at McDonald’s, where they also sell a “McDo” piece of chicken.
Quote of the day!
“You can die anytime, but living takes true courage.”” - Kenshin Himura
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