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Your daily Quip has arrived! | January 11, 2025

A daily dose of jokes, trivia, and inspiration to brighten your day.

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Joke #1

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

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Joke #2

Why don’t phones ever go hungry? They have plenty of apps to choose from.

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Joke #3

I've got a joke about vegetables for you... but it's a bit corny.

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Trivia time!

Which modern day country is the region that was known as Phrygia in ancient times?

Egypt

Turkey

Syria

Greece

Fun fact of the day!

No relationship is ever a waste of your time. If it didn’t bring you what you wanted, it taught you what you didn’t want.

Quote of the day!

“The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.” - Nelson Mandela

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